20 Things You Never Knew About ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’

Bohemian Rhapsody

(Reprinted from NME)

By Matthew Horton

Thirty-seven years ago this week, Queen released ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, a masterful – if ludicrous – six-minute suite of operatic cock-rock about a lad who’s killed someone, sold his soul to Beelzebub and wants to know if Scaramouche can do the Fandango. Is it a rejigged myth? A metaphor for a failed Mercury relationship? Well, your guess is good as ours. It was a mammoth undertaking for a band about to become one of the biggest in the world – and these are the facts. How many did you know?

1

‘Bohemian Rhapsody’’s nine consecutive weeks at No.1 at the end of 1975 was the joint third UK total at the time, trailing David Whitfield’s ‘Cara Mia’ (10 weeks, 1954) and yodeling country star Slim Whitman’s ‘Rose Marie’ (11 weeks, 1955). It was eventually supplanted by ABBA’s ‘Mamma Mia’, a title curiously contained in ‘Bo Rhap’’s lyrics. Some Hallowe’en spookiness for you there.

2

‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ producer Roy Thomas Baker was one of the ill-fated pilots of Guns N’ Roses’ forever delayed ‘Chinese Democracy’, parachuting in in 2000 to drive everyone mad getting the guitar sound just right. Obviously he failed. At least in the exacting eyes of Axl Rose.

3

Scaramouche is a stock character from commedia dell’arte, a buffoon who always manages to wriggle out of the sticky situations he invariably finds himself in, usually at the expense of someone else. Original name ‘Scaramuccia’ means ‘skirmish’.

4

It was introduced to radio by comedian Kenny Everett, then a Capital DJ. At first he thought it was crazily long, but had a change of heart.

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5

Freddie Mercury plays the same piano that Paul McCartney used for ‘Hey Jude’. You can tell, can’t you?

6

EMI in the UK and Elektra in the U.S. both tried to cut chunks off the epic. As Roger Taylor says: “They said it was too long and wouldn’t work. We thought, ‘Well we could cut it, but it wouldn’t make any sense’, it doesn’t make much sense now and it would make even less sense then; you would miss all the different moods of the song. So we said no. It’ll either fly or it won’t.”

7

The song was Freddie’s baby. Here’s Brian May in 2002: “He knew exactly what he was doing… We just helped him bring it to life.”

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8

The opera parts took more than 70 hours to complete.

9

Freddie wrote the whole song – including the composite harmonies – on telephone books and scraps of paper, making it a little tricky for everyone else to get a handle on the thing.

10

After the crucial first radio play the Capital switchboard went nuts and EMI realised they had a hit – however unusual – on their hands. That was the moment they agreed to release the full-length single.

11

180 overdubs were needed to get the track into epic condition. 180! Treble top.Bohemian Rhapsody video

12

It only made No.9 in the States on its initial release but hi-jinks in the Wayne’s World car saw it storm all the way to No.2 in 1992. It was held off top spot by Kriss Kross’s classic ‘Jump’.

13

In 2007, Radio 1 confessed this was their most-played song since the station was launched. It’s probably ‘Chasing Cars’ now or something.

14

During their show-stealing performance at Live Aid on 13 July 1985, Queen used tapes for the fiddly bits of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’. Well, you would, wouldn’t you?Freddie Mercury

15

That epoch-starting video cost around £4,500 to make and centred around a formation of the band familiar from the cover of ‘Queen II’, released 18 months earlier. Apparently, they liked themselves that way.

16

There was a lot of chat that Queen recorded their seminal ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ promo because they were out of the country and couldn’t do Top Of The Pops, but the plain fact was they couldn’t be arsed. Taylor told the Observer in 2004: “We did everything we possibly could to avoid appearing on Top Of The Pops. It was… the most boring day known to man.”

17

At 5 minutes 55 seconds, it was a riskily long song to fire at the top of the charts, but ‘Hey Jude’ (there it is again) was a minute-and-a-half longer. Oasis have since busted all records with the nine-and-a-half-minute ‘All Around The World’. Makes ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ seem like a Napalm Death track.

18

Its re-release as a double A-side to ‘These Are The Days Of Our Lives’ after Mercury’s death in 1991 means it’s the only song to be Christmas No.1 twice with exactly the same recording. Band Aid blew its own chances by getting all those Stock Aitken Waterman artists second time around. And then the Bedingfields and Justin Hawkins  the third time around.

19

It’s been covered by a host of distinguished artists, including ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, G4, Elaine Paige, The Massed Bands of the RAF and Rolf Harris, with a wobble-boarding country take.

20

But, in the end, what does it all mean? Over to a weary Freddie: “It means whatever you want it to mean.”

Alice Cooper Reveals His Top 5 Horror Films

Your Post-Hurricane Playlist

Courtesy of Chicago’s WXRT Radio. A post-Sandy music playlist.

Thanks Mike!

http://wxrt.cbslocal.com/2012/10/30/after-the-ordeal-a-post-sandy-playlist/

Music Criticism in the Hands of Hacks

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Paul McCartney & Wings: 13th worst band of all time?

L.A. Weekly has released another “Worst Of…” list, and it’s as thoughtfully assembled and informative a piece of journalism as any of their others. Which is to say, it’s a waste of cyberspace.

The 20 Worst Hipster Bands: The Complete List is certainly a conversation starter, bound to evoke a response from those who agree and disagree, which I’m sure is the point of this exercise–as opposed to, say, the passing on of any useful information or opinion about music.

The 20 Worst Hipster Bands: The Complete List: http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/2012/08/worst_hipster_bands_all_time_c.php

Once the incendiary headline peaks your interest you may glance over the article and notice that several popular and critically acclaimed bands have been singled out for derision (The Black Keys, The Decemberists, Death Cab For Cutie, fun.) at which point you might decide to actually read the opening paragraph to see what the author’s actual criteria are for inclusion. There you’ll find that “It’s not the mere existence of hipster groups that distresses us…it’s their lemming-like tendency to…ape each other.” and that “They’re all playing variations of retro garage and soul music — or bringing glockenspiels and choirs on incestuous nationwide tours — all the while clad in vintage garb likely infested with lice.”

Certainly an airtight thesis.

The Decemberists and fun. (to cite two examples) have almost nothing in common as far as I can tell, except perhaps exceptional songwriting. Yet they make the list due to their “lemming-like tendency to ape each other”. Also, anyone who has listened to them knows that “retro garage and soul music” are laughably inaccurate descriptions of either band’s sound. So I think it comes down to the “vintage garb” and “lice”. Both solid reasons to name a band among the worst, of course. This is rock criticism folks. These writers are getting paid for this.

Of course, this comes from the same people who brought you Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time: The Complete List, which heaped slag on iconic artists such as:

#13 Paul McCartney & Wings (“Using the spoils of the Beatles, Wings built a castle out of cheese.“) Has the writer actually heard the Band On the Run LP I wonder? Any rock journalist, any rock fan of any credibility recognizes Paul McCartney to be among the greatest songwriters of the past half-century. Is it possible that any band that included him and played his compositions could be singled out as one of the worst of all time, except by a total idiot?

#9 Rush (“It’s often said that people either love Rush or hate them, but a more accurate statement is that most people hate Rush, while a scattered few really love them.“) That’s certainly why they have so much trouble selling concert tickets. Drummers especially hate Neil Peart.

#2 Eagles (“Soporific Laurel Canyon coke rock whose chief existential lament seems to be ‘What toppings should I get on my burrito?’) Yes, I recall the burrito dilemma being bandied about in many an Eagles lyric. And I think “Best of My Love” was about a chalupa.

I do remember the 70’s and seem to recall far worse bands than Wings and Eagles on the radio, but I must be mistaken because The Buoys and the DeFranco Family weren’t mentioned, and this is indeed The Complete List.

Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time: The Complete List: http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/2012/02/top_20_worst_bands_ever_complete_list.php

I’ll be honest: I just added the L.A. Weekly music blog to my favorite sites list. Edgy, LA-centric music journalism with a side of sheer youthful ignorance is valid entertainment to me.

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Dave Matthews Band: #1 Worst Band of All Time

Your Hurricane Playlist

Hope you’re safely out of Sandy’s path. If you’re trapped indoors with nothing to do but watch the Weather Channel or listen to your music, here are some suggestions to help you assemble a hurricane playlist:

 
After the Storm-CSN
Ain’t No Sunshine-Bill Withers
American Storm-Bob Seger
Another Rainy Day in New York City-Chicago
Ashes, the Rain & I-James Gang
Baby the Rain Must Fall-Glenn Yarbrough
Before the Deluge-Jackson Browne
Box of Rain-Grateful Dead
Bus Stop-Hollies
Cloudburst-Jon Hendricks
Cold Rain-CSN
Cold Rain and Snow-Grateful Dead
Coloured Rain-Traffic
Come Rain or Come Shine-Sinatra
Cry Like a Rainstorm-Bonnie Raitt
Crying in the Rain-Everly Bros.
Don’t Rain on My Parade-Streisand
Earthquake and Hurricane-Tina Turner
Fire and Rain-JT
Fool in the Rain-Led Zeppelin
A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall-Dylan
Have You Ever Seen the Rain-CCR
Here’s That Rainy Day-Sinatra
Hurricane-Dylan
I Love a Rainy Night-Eddie Rabbitt
I Made it Through the Rain-Barry Manilow
I Wish it Would Rain-Temptations
I Wish it Would Rain Down-Phil Collins
It Never Rains in Southern California-Albert Hammond
It’s Raining Again-Supertramp
Kentucky Rain-Elvis
Kiss Me in the Rain-Streisand
Laughter in the Rain-Neil Sedaka
Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella-Sammy Kaye
Let it Rain-Eric Clapton
Lightning Strikes-Lou Christie
Like a Hurricane-Neil Young
Love Reign O’er Me-The Who
Mandolin Rain-Bruce Hornsby
Naked in the Rain-Crosby/Nash
November Rain-Guns n Roses
Purple Rain-Prince
Quiet Storm-Smokey Robinson
Rain-Beatles
Rain On the Roof-Lovin’ Spoonful
Rain On the Scarecrow-John Mellencamp
Rain Song-Led Zeppelin
Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head-B.J. Thomas
Raining in My Heart-Buddy Holly
Rainmaker-Traffic
Rainy Day-Jimi Hendrix
Rainy Day Blues-Lightnin’ Hopkins
Rainy Day People-Gordon Lightfoot
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
Rainy Days and Mondays-Carpenters
Rainy Night in Georgia-Brook Benton
Rhythm of the Rain-The Cascades
Riders On the Storm-Doors
Rock You Like a Hurricane-Scorpions
Roof is Leaking-Phil Collins
See the Sky About to Rain-Neil Young
September in the Rain-Sinatra
Shelter From the Storm-Dylan
Singin’ in the Rain-Gene Kelly
Sky is Crying-Clapton
Smokey Mountain Rain-Ronnie Milsap
Storms-Fleetwood Mac
Stormy-Classics IV
Stormy Blues-Billie Holiday
Stormy Monday Blues-Bobby Bland
Stormy Weather-Billie Holiday
Summer Rain-Johnny Rivers
Sure Got Cold After the Rain-ZZ Top
Texas Flood-Stevie Ray Vaughan
The Times They Are a-Changing-Dylan
Tryin’ to Reason With Hurricane Season-Jimmy Buffett
Walk Out in the Rain-Eric Clapton
Walkin’ in the Rain-Ronettes
What Have They Done to the Rain-Malvina Reynolds
When it Rains it Really Pours-Elvis
Who’ll Stop the Rain-CCR

Charlie is My Darling: The Rolling Stones in Ireland, 1965

“I’m not a musician. I just play in a band, you know”

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