List of the Day: Songs with Storylines that Revolve Around Obsolete Technologies

Operator (That’s Not The Way It Feels)–Jim Croce

Hey Western Union Man–Jerry Butler

Sylvia’s Mother–Dr. Hookand the Medicine Show

Take a Letter, Maria–R.B. Greaves

Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair–Sheena Easton

Western Union–The Five Americans

List of the Day: Fictitious but Fitting Tribute Band Names

The Weaknd

Imagine Imagine Dragons

Artificial Heart

The Replacements for the Replacements

No Rush

Even Less than Less Than Jake

System of a Downgrade

Off-Whitesnake

Not as Good Charlotte

Adjacent Mraz

List of the Day: 5 Barry Gibb Hooks that “Turned Around on Themselves”

Barry Gibb has said he enjoys writing hooks that “turned around on themselves”, meaning melodic lines that twisted time signatures playfully.

To write a line that defies the ear’s common time expectations is to create an unforgettable hook. It’s just one reason Barry Gibb is in an elite class of songwriter.

Here are five examples of Barry Gibb turning the music around on itself. If it’s difficult to pick up, try counting 1-2-3-4 to the beats and you’ll see Barry’s gift for writing melodies that seem to want to climb out of 4/4 time.

Jive Talkin’

(Love is) Thicker Than Water

Shadow Dancing

An Everlasting Love

If I Can’t Have You

List of the Day: Rockin’ Chair Rock–Artists I Can Listen to Now That I’m Old

Rage Against the Coffee Machine

Procol Hairpiece

Sensible Clown Posse

Retirement Village People

Jefferson Wheelchair

Wheezer

Geezer

Oldplay

The Weaknd

Senior Walker & the Old Stars

Gums n’ Roses

Supergramp

CPR (Cardio Pulmonary Revival)

Girth, Wind & Fiber

List of the Day: John Lennon Songs That Qualify as Creepy

John Lennon was, in addition to being a great songwriter, a self-confessed “jealous guy”. Even when the sentiment was conveyed in a tender ballad, the message was hardly a romantic one.

His misogyny is well documented in his biographies. And if you were listening, it popped up now and then in his songwriting.

Here he is in his own words, from the possessive, to the stalkerish, to the downright menacing:

“You Can’t Do That”

“No Reply”

“Jealous Guy”

“Run For Your Life”

List of the Day: Limbo, Twist and Novelty Dance Songs by Chubby Checker

“Dancing Dinosaur”

“The Twist”

“The Hucklebuck”

“Pony Time”

“Dance the Mess Around”

“Let’s Twist Again”

“The Fly”

“Twistin’ U.S.A.”

“Slow Twistin'”

“La Paloma Twist”

“Teach Me to Twist”

“Limbo Rock”

“Let’s Limbo Some More”

“Twist it Up”

“She Wants T’Swim”

“Let’s Do the Freddie”

“Karate Monkey”

“The Rub”

“Mashed Potato Time”

“The Twist (“Yo Twist!” Version)”

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