Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

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(via The Onion)

RENTON, WA—Local man Paul Campbell confirmed Saturday he was raising his daughter Emma on a variety of media carefully selected to help her cultivate an appreciation for artistic quality, a move that will reportedly put the 12-year-old girl hopelessly out of touch with her generation.

Perusing his music and film collections and showing reporters distinctive, well-regarded works that will thoroughly alienate Emma from her sixth-grade classmates, Campbell said he wanted to make sure his daughter enjoyed the benefits of a cultural education he never received at her age…

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Hilariously Bad Wedding Dresses

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(via somelife)

http://www.someecards.com/life/fashion-beauty/here-come-a-whole-bunch-of-brides-in-hilariously-horrible-dresses/

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Possible Follow-Up Songs for One-Hit Wonders

(Reprinted from McSweeney’s Lists)

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How Are We Going to Get These Dogs Back In?

Bust an Additional Move

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(Won’t You Give Me A Ride Home From) Funkytown?

Remember When You Lit up My Life? That Was Great

I Will Now Pass the Dutchie Back to You and Thank You for Passing It to Me Originally Because I Really Enjoyed the Dutchie

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We Never Took It and Persist in Our Refusal to Take It

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