Artists Who Should Have Resisted the Disco Urge

In the Disco era, certain artists inhabited the genre and were defined by it (Donna Summer, KC & The Sunshine Band) while others found success with it as just one phase of a varied music career (Diana Ross, ABBA). A few great bands made the Disco world a cooler place just by dropping by for four or five minutes (The Stones, The Grateful Dead). Then there’s one more category of artist: those who never should have bothered dipping a toe into the water. I’d like to ridicule recognize a few artists of the Disco Movement who really put the emphasis on the second word of that phrase…

The Miracles: “Love Machine” (1975)

Two years after Smokey Robinson left the Miracles for a solo career (taking his songwriting skills with him) the band, then fronted by the legendary (not) Billy Griffin, released this piece of proto-disco dog-doo, which actually was a #1 single. I can’t explain how that happened. I mean, you could dance to it I guess, but it’s hard to ignore one of the dumbest lyrics ever committed to vinyl.

Barbra Streisand (with Donna Summer): “No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)” (1979)

This sounds like just another well-constructed Donna Summer dance track, one which didn’t need Babs’ hyperbolic wailing. Don’t get me wrong, Streisand is a great singer. But “Evergreen” is more her thing. She and dance music don’t need each other.

Mercifully, I’ve given you the link to the short version, although it might not seem like it.

Bette Midler: “Married Men” (1979)

Ditto.

Charo: “Dance a Little Bit Closer” (1978)

“Loco! Loco! Loco!…”

No argument here.

Normally I wouldn’t say this about a woman who looks like Charo, but I prefer to see her play the guitar.

Seems like slumming for her. This song and video are full of suck.

ELO: “Last Train to London” (1979)

Actually, Jeff Lynne’s disco-infused 1979 Discovery album isn’t terrible. And I’m not purist enough or hypocrite enough to dismiss his incorporation of disco elements into rock, since I rather like his eclecticism in borrowing from classical music to create the ELO fusion of sound–disco was just another ingredient to toss into the stew. I think I just never forgave this album for not being Out of the Blue II.

Natalie Cole: “I Love You So” (1979)

Natalie did give us a few soul gems early in her career. “I Love You So” is not one of them.

The Originals: “Down to Love Town” (1976)

The Originals too gave us a couple classic ballads in the early 70’s. They had a nice throwback, pseudo doo wop sound. Then Disco hit, and they recorded “Down to Love Town”. It was their last chart hit. Sometimes it’s better to go out on your own terms–in this case, as a good soul ballad group rather than a bad disco group.

French Party to Sue Madonna Over Swastika Image

Madonna

(reprinted from MSN Entertainment)

PARIS (AP) — France’s far-right National Front said Sunday that it plans to sue Madonna after the singer showed a video at a Paris concert that contained an image of the party’s leader with a swastika on her forehead.

The video has been shown at other concerts on the singer’s tour, and the party has expressed its outrage before, warning that it would take action if the video were shown in France. On Saturday night, Madonna played it at the Stade de France.

National Front spokesman Alain Vizier said Sunday that the party would file a complaint in French court next week for “insults.”

Party leader Marine Le Pen is briefly pictured in the video during a montage in which famous faces — or parts of faces — morph one into the next. Soon after Le Pen’s face flashes up, Madonna’s face follows with Hitler’s mustache.

Le Pen, who inherited control of the party from her father, Jean-Marie, has tried to shed the National Front’s image as racist and anti-Semitic, especially during her recent failed bid for president. But she has maintained a hard line on immigrants, saying France has too many and criticizing many Muslims, in particular, for insufficiently assimilating into French culture.

Meanwhile, anti-racism group SOS Racisme expressed its support for Madonna on Sunday, commending her for her “resolutely anti-racist and feminist discourse.

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That’s just Madonna trying to stay relevent. It’s just boring and a little annoying now. When the music fails to capture enough attention because your new album sucks (see Madonna’s Album a Failure–Chris Brown Got All the Good Songs: http://music.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=1013792&showcomments=true) you resort to your old bag of tricks: using the most provocative, controversial and offensive symbolism possible to catch headlines. Since the Catholic Church doesn’t get worked up anymore about Madonna (mis)using crosses, well, the swastika still has some mileage in it, right? This was no unwitting accident of course. It put her name and face on news sources and, hence, in front of music fans, as her latest record plummets down the charts.

Anyone’s fair game to take a cheap shot in the interest of furthering the career of a woman desperate to stay on top long past her prime. Madonna is the female Mike Tyson.

The Food Pyramid Of Album Titles

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Rock Concert Audience Evolution

Hank Williams Jr.: ‘President Obama Hates America’

(Reprinted from Rolling Stone)

I reprint this interview without additional editorial comment on my part. I think it speaks for itself. I will say only that my mouth hung open while reading it, and the taste of vomit still lingers…

Hank Williams Jr. received some of the biggest publicity of his career last  October, when he appeared on Fox & Friends criticizing a golf game  between President Obama and House Speaker John A. Boehner. “It’d be like Hitler  playing golf with Netanyahu,” he said. The clip went viral, and ESPN  permanently dropped Williams’ “Monday Night Football” theme from its  programming after 22 years. In a new interview with Rolling Stone,  Williams doubles down on the analogy. “I was right,” he says. “ESPN might have  done me the biggest favor in the world. It has snowballed since October.”

More than half the songs on Williams’ newly-released LP, Old School, New  Rules, are raging political commentaries, from the Obama-blasting “Keep the  Change” to “Takin’ Back Our Country,” which samples his father’s vocals while  railing against everything from ESPN to social media. 

Old School is my favorite new  song of yours. What does being from the old school stand for in your  mind? Who else can say, “I remember a young Johnny Cash waiting in  the wings because he’d hand me his cigarette when he’d go out to sing?” How many  can say that, buddy? Not many.

And I’m playing like four or five instruments on here myself. I’m a pretty  much hands-on guy. Even the engineers said, “Nobody in this town does this! They  don’t come in here and play five instruments. Are you crazy?” I said, “Well, I’m  not them.” It’s really fun, getting rid of Curb [Records] and saving some of  those good songs and all the new stuff. I don’t know. Mickey Mouse and ESPN  might have done me the biggest favor in the world because it has snowballed  since October. Oh, it has. It has snowballed. [Laughs]

How so? Well, how about $200,000 in T-shirts in cities  like Evansville [Indiana] and Wichita, Kansas and Dayton, Ohio. That tell you  something?  That get your attention, Patrick? Two-hundred thousand  dollars in this economy? I said, “I don’t get this, why is this?” They said,  “Because you’re their mouthpiece, that’s why. Because they’ve had it. You’re  their mouthpiece, and you say what they want to say.” And they have made me feel  real special. I’ve never had so many e-mails and letters. That’s what makes  those songs easier to write.

A lot of these songs seem to have come out of that Fox &  Friends experience. About three of them, I  think.

On Keep the Change, you say, Fox & Friends want to put me down / Ask for my  opinion and twist it around.” Oh, absolutely. I tell it right on the  face. And what happens on that song? Uh, fastest downloaded song in country  history. Number one streaming, boom. Number one on Amazon.com, boom. A pretty  good beginning.

How do you think Fox twisted your words around? Uh,  number one, it’s 6:30 in the morning, and you’re sitting there to talk about  your daddy’s CD that’s out. You know, come on. There, again, I think they did a  great favor. If you can’t make an analogy of something like that … my daughter  said, “Daddy are you in trouble?’ and I told her, “Let me tell you something,  baby girl, if I’m in trouble, we’re all in trouble.” And guess what? I  was right. There have been a lot of articles about, “My God, this world today,  you can’t say anything.” Although, if you’re a pretty radical left-wing  democrat, you can say anything you want to – “Death to George Bush!” and start  stabbing a steak with a knife like Rahm Emmanuel – which is on record, by the  way. Oh yeah. It’s been a breath of fresh air. There is a word called  motivation. And believe me, they motivated this one.

Who motivated it? The American public. That 90-10 poll in  my favor? That one did it. All those emails, all those letters. It’s basically,  “He said exactly the truth, what we’re all thinking. These yo-yos are out there  playing golf and high-fiving each other?”

Well, whats wrong with going out, playing golf and  trying to have a conversation and trying to understand each  other? Well, I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it. The other side  forgot they won the election. Come on. This president? Give me a break. Give me  a break. I notice there hasn’t been not one of those [golf games] since that  day. They kind of forgot, “Oh boy, we’re all big buddies.” They kind of forgot  that after that game. That was a huge boo-boo. Huge boo-boo. That’s why I’m out.  I’m not going with anybody. That’s right. If you see me campaigning, it will be  for me, brother, cause I’m the only one with the balls that’s going to go  through with it. I had a lot to do with [Ohio Republican Governor John] Kasich  in Ohio, by the way. Do your homework. No more, I ain’t doing none of them.

What dont you like about Romney? Oh,  I’m just not going to do that. He’s the guy I’m behind. You know, he’s the guy  we need, but I’m not going to go out there and do his shows or anything. I mean,  we’ve got the worst in history. We’ve got to have something. We’ve got to have a  change, that’s for sure. They kind of turned me off. I’m not doing any of them.  And, you know, they better remember like [Richard] Mourdock, the Tea Party, the  guy that just won in Indiana. They better take note of that guy, too. And Marco  Rubio. I’m firmly behind Marco Rubio. I really like that guy.

On Keep the Change, you sing, Ill keep my freedom / Ill  keep my guns /  Ill keep my money / and my religion too … I will keep my Christian name and you all can keep the change.  What did you mean by that? Exactly what I said, cousin.

Yeah, but when you talk about your Christian name … You  know, we’ve got a President that does a call to the Koran or Mecca or whatever.  That’s what I meant. That’s exactly what I meant. I won’t be changing my name to  whatever. That’s exactly what I meant.

How has your opinion of Obama changed from when he got elected until  now? Worse.

Why? I mean, it’s a zero. If I was at my office and I  could get to my Internet and list the things like where our economy is – you  don’t want to go there with me. I mean, the guy is the worst. Giveaway programs,  hates America in the first place, forget about the flag. [Imitates  Obama] “That’s one of those big rich fat cats that makes  $35,000 a year,” you know what I mean? Oh yeah.

Why do you think he hates America? We have borrowed  ourselves into our poor grandchildren. Now my opinion has gone down. It was  pretty low to start with. It’s really gone down since then. I mean, there’s a  whole lot of us out here, we flip the tube off when that guy comes on. We’re not  listening and we ain’t watching.

Yeah but, why do you think he hates America? Oh, you know  I don’t know. I don’t know about that but it’s kind of obvious. I guess when you  take a tour, a world tour, to apologize for America. He did that, you know?

Which tour was that? You know, “We’re  sorry.” Going on a world tour saying, “We’re going to  be be even with everyone else, we only have 6 percent of the population.”  Yeah. I wouldn’t be going to the duck blinds with any of those guys. It was some  of the greatest inspiration I ever had that because that song of mine, “We Don’t  Apologize for America,” there’s a guy named Marcus Luttrell that was a lone  survivor of the Navy Seals, and he said, “I want to thank you for writing that  because every military person in this country is going to buy that song.” That’s  the ones that I care about. Barack and his? I could care less. I’m writing for  the ones that mean something to me. Oh, we’re pulling in here. Adios,  cousin!

 

 

 

 

Predicted Resemblance of Tonight’s Party to Various Years

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