Prince and ‘The Greatest Night in Pop’–An Opinion

Draw your own conclusions, but having watched ‘The Greatest Night in Pop’, the excellent Netflix doc on the making of We Are the World, I’m even less of a Prince fan.

The guy’s a helluva guitar player, a fantastic dancer and he really wears shiny purple outfits well.

But it seems he’s the one bloke (two if you count Waylon Jennings, who walked out citing Good Ole Boy-itis) unable to meet the Quincy Jones “check your egos at the door” standard.

Prince–and Prince alone–wanted to save the starving Ethiopian children on HIS terms: by playing a guitar solo in a song that HAD no guitar solo and doing so in a separate room from the rabble–you know, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Dionne Warwick, Diana Ross, Dylan, Springsteen, Paul Simon, etc.

Huey Lewis sang Prince’s vocal part and knocked it out of the park. And Steve Perry, Cyndi Lauper and the like killed it. He wasn’t missed.

And maybe that’s why His Royal Whatever was a no-call no-show. Maybe the thought of his star being outshone among the constellation assembled that night was too much to bear. Or maybe the rivalry with MJ couldn’t be set aside even for such a worthy cause.

In any case, a resounding boo from this bleacher seat.

Unpopular Opinion: Prince Lowered the Bar for Sexual Innuendo in Music

While I can appreciate a titillating suggestive lyric in a pop song, I believe even the low-minded can be artfully rendered. And I’d argue that the man most associated with lyrical sexual innuendo was hardly its most literate or proficient practitioner.

Prolific? I’ll give him that. It’s almost be simpler to name the Prince songs that don’t feature bawdy double entendre than it is to give examples of his, uh…dirty mind. I won’t bother.

Popular? A hundred million sold, as McDonald’s used to say.

I’m just here to say he sucked at it.

So if you think

Cream
Get on top
Cream
You will cop
Cream
Don’t you stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

…is as high-minded as lowbrow gets, I’ll see your Purple One and raise you one Ian Anderson, front man of English art rockers Jethro Tull.

Singer-songwriter-flutist-guitarist and all around mischief maker Anderson rose to the occasion when it came to penning innuendo-laced lyrics, then set them in some of the most ambitiously ornate musical arrangements you’ll hear.

If his mind was in the gutter, his oldfangled English was strictly front parlor. His command of the language turned innuendo into high art. Check out “Hunting Girl” from 1977’s Songs from the Wood:

See also: https://edcyphers.com/2025/07/12/recommended-albums-100/