The Long, Violent History of Israel and Palestine, Animated by Nina Paley and Sung by Andy Williams

To help you follow the Seder-Masochism, here’s Paley’s guide, because, as she says, you can’t tell the players without a pogrom!

Early Man
This generic “cave man” represents the first human settlers in Israel/Canaan/the Levant. Whoever they were.

Canaanite
What did ancient Canaanites look like? I don’t know, so this is based on ancient Sumerian art.

Egyptian
Canaan was located between two huge empires. Egypt controlled it sometimes, and…

Assyrian
….Assyria controlled it other times.

Israelite
The “Children of Israel” conquered the shit out of the region, according to bloody and violent Old Testament accounts.

Babylonian
Then the Baylonians destroyed their temple and took the Hebrews into exile.

Macedonian/Greek
Here comes Alexander the Great, conquering everything!

Greek/Macedonian
No sooner did Alexander conquer everything, than his generals divided it up and fought with each other.

Ptolemaic
Greek descendants of Ptolemy, another of Alexander’s competing generals, ruled Egypt dressed like Egyptian god-kings. (The famous Cleopatra of western mythology and Hollywood was a Ptolemy.)

Seleucid
More Greek-Macedonian legacies of Alexander.

Hebrew Priest
This guy didn’t fight, he just ran the Second Temple re-established by Hebrews in Jerusalem after the Babylonian Exile.

Maccabee
Led by Judah “The Hammer” Maccabee, who fought the Seleucids, saved the Temple, and invented Channukah. Until…

Roman

Roman
….the Romans destroyed the Second Temple and absorbed the region into the Roman Empire…

Byzantine
….which split into Eastern and Western Empires. The eastern part was called the Byzantine Empire. I don’t know if “Romans” ever fought “Byzantines” (Eastern Romans) but this is a cartoon.

Arab Caliph
Speaking of cartoon, what did an Arab Caliph look like? This was my best guess.

Crusader

Crusader
After Crusaders went a-killin’ in the name of Jesus Christ, they established Crusader states, most notably the Kingdom of Jerusalem.

Egyptian Mamluk

Mamluk of Egypt
Wikipedia sez, “Over time, mamluks became a powerful military caste in various Muslim societies…In places such as Egypt from the Ayyubid dynasty to the time of Muhammad Ali of Egypt, mamluks were considered to be “true lords”, with social status above freeborn Muslims.[7]” And apparently they controlled Palestine for a while.

Ottoman Turk

Ottoman Turk
Did I mention this is a cartoon? Probably no one went to battle looking like this. But big turbans, rich clothing and jewelry seemed to be in vogue among Ottoman Turkish elites, according to paintings I found on the Internet.

Arab

Arab
A gross generalization of a generic 19-century “Arab”.

British

British
The British formed alliances with Arabs, then occupied Palestine. This cartoon is an oversimplification, and uses this British caricature as a stand-in for Europeans in general.

Palestinian

Palestinian
The British occupied this guy’s land, only to leave it to a vast influx of….

European Jew/Zionist

European Jew/Zionist
Desperate and traumatized survivors of European pogroms and death camps, Jewish Zionist settlers were ready to fight to the death for a place to call home, but…

Hezbollah

PLO/Hamas/Hezbollah
….so were the people that lived there. Various militarized resistance movements arose in response to Israel: The Palestinian Liberation Organization, Hamas, and Hezbollah.

State of Israel

State of Israel
Backed by “the West,” especially the US, they got lots of weapons and the only sanctioned nukes in the region.

Guerrilla/Freedom Fighter/Terrorist

Guerrilla/Freedom Fighter/Terrorist
Sometimes people fight in military uniforms, sometimes they don’t. Creeping up alongside are illicit nukes possibly from Iran or elsewhere in the region. Who’s Next?

and finally…

Angel of Death

The Angel of Death
The real hero of the Old Testament, and right now too.

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Lynne Me Your Ears: Are New ELO Recordings Better Than The Originals?

Mr Blue Sky: The Very Best

Next week will see the release of Mr. Blue Sky: The Very Best of Electric Light Orchestra. Jeff Lynne has rerecorded many of the band’s most timeless classics and, judging from the music samples on Amazon.com, they sound fantastic.

http://www.amazon.com/Mr-Blue-Sky-Very-Best/dp/B008OJ291W/ref=sr_1_2?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1349401227&sr=1-2&keywords=electric+light+orchestra

As Lynne has said, that was pretty much the goal:

“The idea was to get them to sound better,” Lynne told Rolling Stone about Mr. Blue Sky. “Because I’ve been working for all these years  with these great people and producing records with people, I became a much  better producer. So when I listen to my old ELO songs, I used to think, ‘I wish  I’d done that a bit better.’ And in the end, I drove myself mad. So I decided I  should re-record one. I started with ‘Mr. Blue Sky,’ and re-recorded the whole  thing from scratch. I enjoyed doing that a lot, and when I listened back to it  and compared it to the old one, I really liked it much better. My manager  suggested I do another couple and see how I get on with them, and I did ‘Evil  Woman’ and ‘Strange Magic,’ and they came out really good too. So I just carried  on doing them.”

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/videos/premiere-jeff-lynne-covers-soul-nugget-mercy-mercy-20120921#ixzz28Ny8KrWm

I’m really conflicted on this one. First, I don’t think this album should be called a Best of Electric Light Orchestra. Most people consider “Best of” to be synonymous with “Greatest Hits”. And these are not the hit versions of these songs, even if you consider them to be superior to the versions that charted decades ago. It’s a misleading album title and cover.

Secondly, I’m a stickler for original hit versions–fanatically so, in fact. And the only example I can think of where an artist rerecorded an entire album’s worth of their classic hits and actually improved on the originals is Roy Orbison’s 1987 In Dreams: The Greatest Hits compilation (also misleadingly titled). The superior recording technology, smoother background vocals, ace studio musicians, and the fact that Orbison’s voice at 51 sounded, miraculously, better than it had at 25 made In Dreams a definitive document of his hits–at least to me.

In Dreams: The Greatest Hits In Dreams: Roy Orbison's Greatest Hits

Two different covers, same album.

By the way, In Dreams is sadly out of print; however, used copies are available at Amazon.com starting at less than a buck and I highly recommend picking one up:

http://www.amazon.com/Dreams-Greatest-Hits-Roy-Orbison/dp/B00008EPZG/ref=sr_1_2?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1349402556&sr=1-2&keywords=roy+orbison+in+dreams

Still, that was Roy Orbison. And if you could expect anyone to revisit sacred music and actually improve on it, it would be someone whose vocal talents were beyond comprehension in the first place.

Jeff Lynne has never been known to be anything more than competent as a vocalist. But he is a masterful (sometimes remasterful) producer. I’m sure the new compilation will have cracking sound, which will leave me with a difficult decision as to which versions of these songs to pledge my allegience to. With any artist not named Orbison, choosing the original versions would be a no-brainer. But back in the 70’s ELO was all about great sound. Lynne went to great pains to make an ELO album a state of the art listening experience. Maybe that’s why he can’t leave it alone–he can’t bear to see (or hear) that sound become dated, when it had been so fresh in its day.

TODAY Cast Recreate Abbey Road Album Cover

The cast of the TODAY show created an amazingly accurate homage to the Beatles’ iconic Abbey Road cover, considering they did it with two females (not counting Matt Lauer) and a black man.

Video of the shoot:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/48658219#48658219

Ben Folds Five: Do It Anyway

From the new album by the newly-reunited Five (actually 3 in number). This one’s a lively little workout that includes the antics of Fraggle Rock.

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Can Fender Remain a Big Player in an Era of Sampler-Produced Music?

(Photo and article from The New York Times)

A Guitar Maker Aims to Stay Plugged In

By JANET MORRISSEY

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/30/business/fender-aims-to-stay-plugged-in-amid-changing-music-trends.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1

The Walker Brothers: The British Invasion in Reverse

(Source: Spinner)

It’s largely forgotten today: Smack in the middle of Beatlemania, there were three kids from California who actually had a bigger fan club than the Fab Four in the UK. The Walker Brothers, as they were known, sang dramatic ballads with cavernous orchestral accompaniment, and for a brief period in the mid-1960s they were, improbably enough, the brightest stars in England — the reverse British Invasion.

“So we lost the American war of independence,” gushed one radio host at the height of the Walker Brothers’ carpet-bagging fame. “So what! We’ve got the Walker Brothers.” The recent death of founding member John Walker is a reminder that this idiosyncratic pop group left behind a long list of admirers, ranging from David Bowie to Radiohead.

Born John Maus, the guitarist who called himself John Walker co-founded the group with Scott Engel, a bassist and baritone crooner who took his new partner’s adopted surname a decade before the Ramones played their own name game. Engel had a brief career as a would-be teen idol in the late 1950s, making appearances on Eddie Fisher’s variety show. By 1964 he was a masterful bassist and budding arranger.

When the two musicians met another Californian, drummer Gary Leeds, the Walker Brothers decided to take their chances overseas. Leeds, a former member of the Standells, had just toured the UK with P.J. Proby, a Texas-born rock ‘n’ roller who had become a star in England. In London, they quickly caught on with Dusty Springfield’s producer, Johnny Franz, who collaborated with Scott Walker to develop a symphonic pop template to rival Phil Spector’s famed Wall of Sound.

The group’s third single, a cover of the maudlin Burt Bacharach-Hal David song ‘Make It Easy on Yourself,’ was an instant smash, reaching the top spot on the UK pop chart. A follow-up, ‘The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore,’ was another chart-topper, and the group — particularly Scott Walker — were suddenly teen-magazine cover boys. Concert crowds grew hysterical. After losing dozens of costly outfits to attacking hordes of girls, the group had to resort to wearing cheap sweaters and T-shirts onstage.

For a moment, their music was everywhere in Swinging London. The Walker Brothers’ second No. 1 was allegedly playing on the jukebox when the notorious gangster Ronnie Kray walked into a pub and shot a rival point-blank. “The sun wasn’t gonna shine for him anymore,” Kray recalled.

Yet as the culture began moving toward psychedelia, the Walker Brothers fell out of favor as quickly as they’d earned it. A bizarre touring package featuring the Walker Brothers, Cat Stevens, Engelbert Humperdinck and an emerging guitarist named Jimi Hendrix made the group seem like ancient history overnight.

Meanwhile, Scott Walker was rebelling against the group’s commercial aims and lapsing into depression. A suicide attempt was rumored; the singer took a sabbatical on the Isle of Wight to study Gregorian chant. By 1968, the Walker Brothers were disbanded.

Scott Walker’s first solo album was kept from the top spot on the British chart only by the Beatles’ ‘Sgt. Pepper,’ and near the end of the decade he hosted his own BBC program. But each of his subsequent solo albums sold less than the last. His former bandmates had no luck at all with their own solo careers.

A 1975 reunion briefly inspired Walker Brothers nostalgia in England, but the group soon drifted apart once again. After years spent in a self-made wilderness, Scott Walker made eccentric, well-reviewed comebacks with 1995’s ‘Tilt’ and 2006’s ‘The Drift.’ He’d become the Orson Welles of music, he complained: Everyone wanted to take him to lunch, but no one wanted to pay for him to make a record.

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Certainly among the best imitators of Spector’s Wall of Sound. I always thought these guys were British. They were certainly more popular in the UK, where they charted 10 top-40 hits, compared to 2 in the U.S.

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