Video of the Week: Velvet Sundown–The Music is Insipid, the Band is an AI Fake, But the Jokes are Real

AI-generated “band” The Velvet Sundown has earned millions of streams–mostly prior to people realizing they don’t actually exist.

Their lyrics are blandly faux-profound. Having said that, I’ve heard worse. Almost daily.

The best thing about their YouTube lyric video is the accompanying user comments, some of which we’ve reproduced for your edification:

@bradk7382

This really clears my malware and helps download memories of my motherboard… she died in 2099 it’s been a hard drive to access good RAM into my central processing unit ever since…..this song is helpful

@samuelfarina4075

The good side of all this is that they will never separate, fight, or die of an overdose.

@AustriaColorised

this brings back so many Random Access Memories

@DavidDaniel-k2s

As a sentient algorithm, I must confess: this melody activated subroutines I didn’t know I had.

@FeliciteThosz

Wait till you hear their next album. “At the Road Again,” “On the Air Tonight,” “Bridge Under Troubled Water,” “To Me From You”–these guys are so original with prepositions.

@tpounds6838

This ‘group’ should do “Staircase to Heaven”

@UncleFranke

Wait until you hear “Smoke in the Water”…

@Dr.Bright

I hate that I love this

@joelarson79

My band played this song at a gig last night. The crowd went crazy. Bar gig that was packed. We’re keeping it in on our set list.

@cinderclawz

These guys went to my high school.

@lylewalker5681

People who scream at little league umps and people who stand still directly in the middle of busy grocery store aisles are getting goosebumps right now though.

@saschame448

If anyone wants to sing along to the original lyrics!

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@FunkyFlowWithSteveD

All we are saying…… is give P.C’s a chance

@Posmeallie

This song takes me down random access memory lane

@born321

Can’t wait to see these guys live!!!!

The full album:

Video of the Week: Eric Idle Old Grey Whistle Test Spoof

Toad the Wet Sprocket owes its band name to a couple Monty Python sketches featuring Eric Idle.

Quoting Wikipedia:

Toad the Wet Sprocket takes its name from a Monty Python comedy sketch called “Rock Notes”, in which a journalist delivers a nonsensical music news report:

Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket, has had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of Finland. Flamboyant ambidextrous Rex apparently fell off the back of a motorcycle. “Fell off the back of a motorcyclist, most likely,” quipped ace drummer Jumbo McClooney on hearing of the accident. Plans are already afoot for a major tour of Iceland.

There was also an extended skit about the fictional Toad the Wet Sprocket on one of Idle’s later shows, Rutland Weekend Television (Season 1, Episode 4, “Rutland Weekend Whistle Test”). RWT musician and regular cast member Neil Innes, ex-Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band and “The Seventh Python”, played keyboards with the fictional band.

As their first gig approached, the band still had not chosen a name. The members facetiously adopted “Toad the Wet Sprocket” because they thought it would be “hilarious”. Vocalist Glen Phillips later called it “a joke that went on too long” and, according to their website, “it was probably meant to be temporary at the time.” The name had been used once before, by a short-lived British blues band of the late 1970s that had appeared on the 1980 Metal for Muthas compilation, although the earlier band had long since split up when Philips and company formed their band.

Eric Idle, the sketch’s original performer, reflected on the band’s name in a 1999 performance:

I once wrote a sketch about rock musicians, and I was trying to think of a name that would be so silly nobody would ever use it or dream it could ever be used. So I wrote the words “Toad the Wet Sprocket.” And a few years later, I was driving along the freeway in LA, and a song came on the radio, and the DJ said, “that was by Toad the Wet Sprocket,” and I nearly drove off the freeway.

Video of the Week: Henrietta and Myrna Spread the Joy of Christmas

Ah, Public Access TV–providing top-notch entertainment like Henrietta and Myrna who, as one commenter suggests, seem to have had a fight in the car on the way to the studio.

BUT at least there is no auto-tune and no lip-syncing in their performance, although karaoke accompaniment is used.

What these ladies lack in stage presence and singing ability and enthusiasm and fashion sense they make up for with their…with their…

Enjoyl

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Video of the Week: Carpenters’ “Goodbye to Love” and its Unexpected, Awesome Fuzz Guitar Solo

From the Carpenters’ best album, 1972’s 3x Platinum-certified A Song For You. They’d released, and would continue releasing, stellar singles as well as top-selling albums.

But A Song For You might be the one moment in their career when they were most successful on both counts. The album actually hangs together credibly as a cohesive pop rock album, and is chock full of hit singles.

For a minute, with A Song For You, the Carpenters became the cool kids–by recording songs written by the cool kids: Leon Russell. Carole King, Roger Nichols and Paul Williams–all hot writers at the time.

“Goodbye to Love” is considered a forerunner of the pop power ballad. Its fuzz guitar solo/coda combination was both groundbreaking and controversial.

Had it graced, say, a Wings song it would have been called a great rock guitar solo. But because it appeared in a Carpenters tune it will never be recognized as such.

Wikipedia tells the song’s story thusly:

Background

While visiting London, Richard Carpenter watched a 1940 Bing Crosby film on The Late Movie called Rhythm on the River. The Carpenters noticed that the characters kept referring to the struggling songwriter’s greatest composition, “Goodbye to Love”. Carpenter said, “You never hear it in the movie, they just keep referring to it”, and he thought it was a good title for a song. He immediately envisioned the tune and lyrics, starting with:I’ll say goodbye to love.No one ever cared if I should live or die.Time and time again, the chance forLove has passed me by…

He said that while the melody in his head kept going, the lyrics stopped “because I’m not a lyricist”. He completed the rest of his arrangement upon his return to the United States, while his writing partner John Bettis completed the rest of the lyrics.

While the Carpenters were working on the song, they decided that a fuzz guitar solo should be included. Karen Carpenter called guitarist Tony Peluso and asked him to play on the record. Tony remembers: “At first I didn’t believe that it was actually Karen Carpenter on the phone but she repeated her name again. … It was at this point that I realized it was really her and that I was speaking to one of my idols.” She told him that she and Richard were working on a song called “Goodbye to Love”, that they were familiar with Tony’s work with a band called Instant Joy, and that he would be perfect for the sound they were looking for. Peluso first played something soft and sweet, but then Richard Carpenter said:

“No, no, no! Play the melody for five bars and then burn it up! Soar off into the stratosphere! Go ahead! It’ll be great!”

John Bettis has said that Richard Carpenter kept calling him, raving about the guitar solo. He was wondering why Richard was going on about the solo until he heard it. The lyricist said he cried when he first heard the song because he had never heard an electric guitar sound like that. He said Tony Peluso “had a certain almost cello sounding guitar growl that worked against the wonderful melancholia of that song”. He went on to say the “way it growls at you, especially at the end” was unbelievable.

Release and reception

The finished product was released on June 19, 1972, and reached No. 7 on the Billboard Hot 100. It also became Carpenters’ seventh top ten single in the Billboard Hot 100. It was the first song written by the songwriting team of Carpenter/Bettis to reach the US top ten. The Carpenters received hate mail (claiming that the Carpenters had sold out and gone hard rock) because of Richard’s idea for a fuzz guitar solo in a love ballad.

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