Great Spinal Tap Quotes

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(Reprinted from Guitar World)

Some of the most memorable quotes from a most quotable movie:

“These go to 11.” – Nigel Tufnel
“I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn’t believe anything.” – David St. Hubbins
“It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” – Nigel Tufnel
“Here lies David St. Hubbins … and why not?” – David St. Hubbins
“I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.” – David St. Hubbins
“Have … a good time … all the time.” – Viv Savage
“Authorities said … best leave it … unsolved, really.” – Nigel Tufnel
“You can’t really dust for vomit.” – Nigel Tufnel
“Oh, we’ve got a bigger dressing room than the puppets. That’s refreshing.” – David St. Hubbins
“They’re two distinct types of visionaries. It’s like fire and ice. Basically I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.” – Derek Smalls
“Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.'” – Nigel Tufnel
“As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock ‘n’ roll.” – Mick Shrimpton
“Well, I’m sure I’d feel much worse if I weren’t under such heavy sedation.” – David St. Hubbins
“But you’re not as confused as him, are you? I mean, it’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel.” – David St. Hubbins

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