The Top 50 Artists of the 1980’s

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We count down the top 50 hitmakers of the 80’s based on Billboard singles chart performance

50. The Police

49. The Rolling Stones

48. Bryan Adams

47. Foreigner

46. Donna Summer

45. Janet Jackson

44. Culture Club

43. Van Halen

42. Kim Carnes

41. Gloria Estefan

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40. Steve Winwood

39. Tina Turner

38. Genesis

37. Heart

36. Survivor

35. Billy Ocean

34. REO Speedwagon

33. Cyndi Lauper

32. Pat Benatar

31. Bob Seger

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30. Kenny Loggins

29. Air Supply

28. Paul McCartney

27. Starship

26. Bruce Springsteen

25. Olivia Newton-John

24. Bon Jovi

23. Rod Stewart

22. Rick Springfield

21. Chicago

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20. Pointer Sisters

19. Sheena Easton

18. Journey

17. Duran Duran

16. Diana Ross

15. Stevie Wonder

14. Whitney Houston

13. Huey Lewis & The News

12. Kenny Rogers

11. Kool & The Gang

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10. Elton John

9. John Cougar Mellencamp

8. Phil Collins

7. Lionel Richie

6. Billy Joel

5. George Michael

4. Daryl Hall & John Oates

3. Madonna

2. Prince

1. Michael Jackson

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Songs You May Have Missed #445

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Wes Cunningham: “Good Good Feeling” (2001)

 

As you can hear at the link below, Wes Cunningham’s previous album was more of an angsty affair. His second, Pollyanna, is a mellower, blissed-out collection of songs by comparison. Clearly, two things are evident: 1) Love intervened, and 2) Wes writes from his real experience.

“Good Feeling” is a catchy little power pop mash note.

See also: https://edcyphers.com/2012/05/01/songs-you-may-have-missed-93/

Songs You May Have Missed #444

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Jason Collett: “We All Lose One Another” (2005)

From the Toronto native and Broken Social Scene guitarist’s critically-acclaimed 2005 LP.

It is pure coincidence that I’m posting this song on the same day I signed divorce papers.

Recommended Albums #51

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Modern Skirts: Catalogue of Generous Men (2005)

This is a little elegy for another band that deserved a little more love. Athens, Georgia’s Modern Skirts were built around the vocals of guitarist Jay Gulley and the keyboards of JoJo Glidewell, and for a couple albums their winning melodic indie pop formula showed great promise. The Skirts could muster two disparate moods effectively, and both the affecting melancholy and the rollicking feel-good piano driven vibe are represented in the attached songs.

The band’s third album, Gramahawk, however, was a pointed musical retrenchment. They weren’t the same gentle folk pop band they had been–it was like having a Pet Sounds dropped on fans waiting for another “Help Me, Rhonda”. Except I’m not sure it was good.

But Catalogue of Generous Men, their full-length debut, is heartbreakingly so, and deserved to break them on a wider scale. The frustrations of being a fan of such a band–seeing the CDs go out of print, watching in vain for a concert tour that brings them out of their own region to a nearby town–culminated for me today when I read they’d broken up just a couple months ago.

A song like “City Lights” is the perfect soundtrack for the moment of losing a band you love. Pardon my wallowing for a moment.

I invite you to share the high point in the career of one more talented group–and by all accounts a great bunch of guys too–who never grabbed the brass ring, but left us with a few golden moments.

Don’t miss: “N.Y. Song”

Listen to: “Seventeen Dirty Magazines”

Listen to: “City Lights”

Listen to: “My Lost Soprano”

See also: https://edcyphers.com/2013/01/02/songs-you-may-have-missed-272/

See also: https://edcyphers.com/2013/08/14/songs-you-may-have-missed-463/

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Bad Vibrations: The 6 Worst Beach Boys Tracks

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The Beach Boys have a justified place among pop music’s pantheon of all-time greats, and Brian Wilson is one of the few songwriters of the past half-century who can be mentioned in the same breath as Lennon and McCartney and Burt Bacharach.

However…

Like most pop acts of the era (the Beatles being the notable exception) the Beach Boys were also a product of their time in that their early albums contained “filler” tracks. You see, until albums like Revolver began to focus listeners’ attention more on the long-play album as a potentially more significant pop music canvas, it was all about the 45″ single. The little records with the big holes were the measure of an artist’s success; albums were mostly an afterthought–a hit song, maybe two, served up along with a batch of sub-par, often rush-recorded tunes to take a little more cash from the more dedicated fans.

This is not to mention Capitol Records’ proclivities for packaging (and re-packaging, and re-re-packaging) the work of their roster of artists in the most egregious and artistically-demeaning ways to make an extra buck or three. One Beach Boys bootleg box set acknowledges this in its title, Capitol Punishment. That’s why they call it the record business I guess.

The Beach Boys recorded a staggering five albums within an eighteen-month span in the early-to-mid 60’s. Looking back, the results would have been better had it been four. Nestled between the “Don’t Worry Baby”s and the “Surfer Girl”s were some first class turds. They weren’t all songs per se, which is why the word “tracks” is used in this post’s title.

The excellence of their classic material has been justifiably lauded at length. It’s time someone focused on the lowest low points.

So, to borrow a phrase from Elvis Costello, let’s take a look at the other side of summer:

1) “‘Cassius’ Love Vs. ‘Sonny’ Wilson”

A mock studio battle breaks out between Mike Love and Brian Wilson. Nothing here sounds staged at all–just a little behind-the-curtain snapshot of a Beach Boys session.

This one’s positively painful to hear.

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2) “Denny’s Drums”

Yeah, the Beach Boys had a drumming sibling. But there’s a reason Brian tended to employ ace Wrecking Crew drummers for sessions instead. This two-minute solo (thought to be the first recorded by a member of a vocal group) is something you’ll hear bettered by some 12-year-old the next time you walk through the drum section of your neighborhood music store.

3) “Our Favorite Recording Sessions”

Not half as embarrassing as “‘Cassius’ Love Vs. “Sonny” Wilson”, this track seems to depict actual candid studio banter. But that doesn’t mean it was a good idea to put it on an album. The Beatles kept the banter private, and so were able to heighten the mystery as to what the process of recording legendary albums was really like–and Capitolize (sorry) by releasing six CDs worth of the Anthology series to fans starved for anything unfamiliar. Oh, and the ‘Cassius’ Lennon Vs. ‘Sonny’ McCartney stuff was infused into really good songs like “Too Many People” and “How Do You Sleep”.

4) “Louie, Louie”

It was simply ill-advised and supremely unnecessary to cover a song that had been done in such definitive, ragged glory by the Kingsmen, not to mention a hundred other garagier bands than the ‘Boys.

5) “Bull Session with Big Daddy”

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Taken in context, this unfocused, rambling semi-interview with Teen Set magazine editor Earl Leaf–with food delivered mid-discussion apparently–is the most wince-inducing of all. The reason is that it closes what was side two of the Beach Boys Today album and follows five of the more sublime ballads in the band’s cannon. Whatever mood Brian’s gorgeous crooning and aching lyrics have induced is pulverized in about 2.5 seconds.

6) “County Fair”

With lines like “the most specialist girl I knew”, an annoying fair barker and a more annoying girlfriend whining about winning her a koala bear “Oooohh! Come on, baby!”, this is the opposite of “Fun, Fun, Fun” and serves to make a county fair sound like a teenage boy’s worst nightmare. Oddly enough, this one’s not a concert encore.

Songs You May Have Missed #443

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Fountains of Wayne: “This Better Be Good” (2007)

A band deserving of reappraisal from those given the wrong impression by their lone top 40 hit “Stacy’s Mom”.

This little nugget has it all: pointed and humorous lyrical detail, effective use of dynamics, a hook you could hang a side of beef on, and a dollop of creamy Beach Boys harmonies on top. Power pop perfection!

See also: https://edcyphers.com/2013/04/04/songs-you-may-have-missed-384/

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